CUELESS — Battle Royale Billiards

No cue stick — you are the cue ball. Eight of you on one table, last one left un-scratched wins.

PC · Linux · Steam Deck

The game

A billiards battle royale where the balls play themselves.

Eight of you drop onto one table under one lamp. There is no cue stick and no turns — everybody moves at once. You charge, you aim, you flick yourself into somebody, and you try to be the last ball still rolling when the felt empties.

The table never shrinks. The arena you break on is the arena you die on — only the crowd thins.

Eight balls on the break under the lamp, one of them amber
Eight balls. One table. Nobody gets a cue.

Faces

Every ball has eyes, and a temper.

Its own blink clock, its own personality. They narrow when somebody starts charging, go wide the instant a pocket takes them, and grin when they knock you in.

Six expressions: neutral, angry, focused, worried, shocked, happy

Shots

Play the demo

Leave an address, take the build.

Windows and Linux. No launcher, no account, no patcher — one zip, eight balls, one lamp. The link lands on this page the second you send it, and in your inbox as a copy.

One address, one download. We mail you when the build updates and nothing else.

Get the launch mail

One email when it launches.

One when the demo goes up, one when it launches. That is the whole plan.

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